After 30 years of delivering newspapers, being chased by dogs, and breaking the odd window, times are changing and the Paper Girl’s job is in jeopardy, so she’s decided to give this performing thing a go.

A hilarious silent clown show, featuring: The $10 Breaking Bicycle, A Naughty Teddy Bear, Magic, Circus, a suitcase full of random objects she forgot to deliver and the Smallest Finale Ever.

So pack some snacks, and maybe even Grandma, and check out this wonderful show. I mean how hard could this performing thing really be?

Caregivers are required, no charge but will require tickets.